Meaningfull deepness with Miriam and Sofie

pooooooooop....so this is an in deapth description of the mating habits of the native mongolian shrimp. As the male straddles the female from behind he lets out a pooooop and this goes in through the lower cave in the female anal area into her subsiduary womb, where it ferments into a child.
The fermentation means that all shrimp babies are born drunk, they are weened off their need for alcohol within two weeks of their arrival into the marine ecosystem.
I am like a shrimp born an alcoholic but my mum didnt know so I was never weened! Hence dont blame me if I pass out!