My dooms day diary ENTRY 1

Well went to the adolescent unit at Colwood yesterday. They weighed me, tested my pulse, blood pressure, breathing, reflexes...streangth....eyes....listened to my chest and heart...
I am now bed ridden for 2 weeks while I meet with JO 2 a week and go to Colwood once a week to get re checked. They are expecting em to sit at home and get motivated by eating a bowl of cereal for breakfast an a sandwich for lunch (I am so confused, if I was able to do that, would I need their help???)
Whats gunna happen is I am gunna sit at home...be fucking bored...feel like shit! Not eat cause whats the point in eating when I am not moving...and then on Tuesday and Thursday I will get bolluxed by them for not showing any effort or motivation to get better on my own. Im sorry I thought the idea was that I was sick and cant get better on my own!!! I AM motivated to get better, but I do not expect to have to do it sitting at home bored alone!!!
Any one who has any creative ideas as to what I can do please let me know..
Loz wants me to write a porno book for him...may get started on that...